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December 29, 2018, 09:38(EST) By Eric (a.k.a. TweakHound)


Both by Brad Paisley.
Online features Maureen McCormick (Brady Bunch), Jason Alexander (Seinfeld), William Shatner (Star Trek), and Taylor Swift (singer) among several famous others.
Welcome To The Future… You may be too young to understand how far we’ve come.
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Brad Paisley – Online

Lyrics
I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive and old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I’m 5’3 and overweight
I’m a sci-fi fanatic
Mild asthmatic
Never been to 2nd base
But there’s a whole another me
That you need to see
Go check out Myspace
‘Cause online I’m down in Hollywood
I’m 6’5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I’m a black belt in Karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell ’em I don’t want nothing serious
‘Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
So much cooler online
I get home, I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life, the only time I
Ever even been to L.A.
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade
Online I live in Malibu
I posed for Calvin Kline, I’ve been in GQ
I’m single and I’m rich
And I got a set of six pack abs that’ll blow your mind
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell ’em I don’t want nothing serious
‘Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah I’m cooler online
When you got my kinda stacks, it’s hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
And I lose a bunch of weight every time I log in
Online I’m out in Hollywood
I’m 6’5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah I’m cooler online
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah I’m cooler online
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah I’m cooler online
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah I’m cooler online
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah I’m cooler online

Brad Paisley – Welcome To The Future

Lyrics
When I was ten years old
I remember thinking how cool it would be
When we were going on an eight-hour drive
If I could just watch TV
And I’d have given anything
To have my own Pac-Man game at home
I used to have to get a ride down to the arcade
Now I’ve got it on my phone
Hey, glory, glory, hallelujah
Welcome to the future
My grandpa was in World War 2
He fought against the Japanese
He wrote a hundred letters to my grandma
Mailed them from his base in the Philippines
I wish they could see this now
The world they saved has changed you know
‘Cause I was on a video chat this morning
With a company in Tokyo
Hey, everyday’s a revolution
Welcome to the future
Hey, look around it’s all so clear
Hey, wherever we were going, well we’re here
Hey, so many things I never thought I’d see
Happening right in front of me
I had a friend in school
Running back on the football team
They burned a cross in his front yard
For asking out the homecoming queen
I thought about him today
And everybody who’d seen what he’d seen
From a woman on a bus
To a man with a dream
Hey, wake up Martin Luther
Welcome to the future
Hey, glory, glory, hallelujah
Welcome to the future

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  1. Doug says

    December 29, 2018, 10:10(EST) at 10:10

    The part with William Shatner always cracks me up!

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